Challenger Story

[Cuda340]

A guy bought a Hemi-orange 2008 Challenger SRT to celebrate his wife leaving him and was out on the interstate for an exciting evening drive.

The traffic was light so he decided to open her up. As the needle raced to 110 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.

"There's no way they can catch an SRT," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 130, 160 mph.....Then the reality of the situation hit him. "What am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.

The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car.

"It's been a long hard day, this is the end of my shift and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, I don't need the frustration or the overtime, so if you can give me a really good excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."

The guy thinks about it for a second and says, "Last week my nagging wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back!"

"Have a nice weekend," said the officer.

[3H4ME]

Originally Posted by Cuda340

A guy bought a Hemi-orange 2008 Challenger SRT to celebrate his wife leaving him and was out on the interstate for an exciting evening drive.

The traffic was light so he decided to open her up. As the needle raced to 110 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.

"There's no way they can catch an SRT," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 130, 160 mph.....Then the reality of the situation hit him. "What am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.

The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car.

"It's been a long hard day, this is the end of my shift and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, I don't need the frustration or the overtime, so if you can give me a really good excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."

The guy thinks about it for a second and says, "Last week my nagging wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back!"

"Have a nice weekend," said the officer.

I'm in an office, and I'm sure the other people around me think I've lost it

[Go Goody]

Good one 340!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[catosotp]

That is some funny stuff.

[NOTSURE]

I would have told the cop I was delivering her new boy friends viagra to him. So,he and she can seal the deal ..

Funny stuff 340

[Hemi 007]

Whoaaa LOL . Good come back.