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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security.

The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's License to verify my age.

I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at
home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have
to go home and come back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.

So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.

She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for
me' and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at
the Social Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped
your pants. You might have gotten disability too.'

And then the fight started...
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i heard Jeremy Lin was just signed by the Rockets to be their starting Point Guard.

i'm sure he will be able to wok the wok and talk the talk...........
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A guy gets home from work and sits in his chair in front of the TV. He says to his wife "Hey Honey, can you bring me a beer before it starts". She does. A little while later says to her "Hey Honey, can you bring me another beer before it starts". She does. A third time he asks her "Hey Honey can you bring me a beer before....." She shouts "All you do is come home, sit in your chair, and get me to bring you beer." He says "Oh, here we go, its started".
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Mom Says:
Son, you are getting older now and have to start realizing that some of the best things in life are free.

Yeah mom, but do they have to be so damn ugly.
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Hey boss, got a minute? I just wanted to know if the company has a dental plan?

Yeah, the plan is to brush your teeth 3 times a day.
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True story from tonight

Hostess at <fancy restaurant name>: Hello, do you have reservations?

Me: No, we've eaten here before. The food is really good so we don't have any reservations.

Hostess: <confused stare>

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Q: What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbitt?

A: "Ya gonna eat that?"

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q: What did jeffrey dahmer say to lorena bobbitt?

A: "ya gonna eat that?"


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A guy is sitting in his living room watching TV When he notices a Police car pull up in front of his house.

The Sheriff and his deputy come up and knock on the front door. He answers the door and the Sheriff says , are you Mr. Smith? Yes, he says. Are you married, sir? Yes I am, replies Mr. Smith.

Would you Happen to have a picture of your wife, sir?

Yes I do, says Mr. Smith.

Would you mind getting it and showing It to us.

No problem, gents. He goes into the living room and returns with her picture And hands it to the Sheriff.

A very serious look Comes across the Sheriff's face and he looks at the man and says, "I'm sorry Mr. Smith but it looks like your Wife was run over by a Truck".

Mr. Smith replies, "I know, but she has a Great personality and is a fantastic cook" !!!
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a man was reading a book ... and says to his wife you know , it says here when we die ... we are reincarnated and come back as another animal ... wife says wow ... when i die i want to come back as a cow...
Husband says .... apperently you were not listening ....

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