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A couple got a talking parrot as a gift on their wedding night. Leaving for their honeymoon the next day, they decided to take the parrot with them since they couldn't find anyone to look after the bird while they were gone. Once they got to their honeymoon suite, they put the parrot next their bed. But every time they had sex the parrot would make a annoying comment. So after the second night the husband decided to cover the cage with a towel and told the parrot if it made one more comment it was going to the zoo. It was their last day on their honeymoon and they started packing. They had this one huge suitcase that wouldn't close. The wife thinking maybe a little weight would do the trick said to her husband "honey let me sit on it". So the wife sat on the suitcase but still no luck. So the husband thinking he's a bid heavier than the wife said "honey let ME sit on" but still the suite case would not close. And then the wife said to her husband "honey lets both of us sit on it and we'll try". At that point the parrot yanked the towel and said "zoo or no zoo I gotta see this.
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