Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Lowell NC
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The current Mrs. Nuke will not be present at mine and the future Mrs. Nuke's wedding...not if all goes according to plan. She will be still be sitting in the clink awaiting the start of her trial for attempted murder of her (ex)husband when our wedding goes down.
She'll still be in there because our bank account will be empty when she tries to get the money to make bail.
Our bank account will be empty because I will have already emptied it to use in purchasing a plane ticket for the most expensive flight overseas I can find.
On the day I break the news to the current Mrs. Nuke and after I am attacked with a knife and/or blunt object, that plane ticket will be found in Mrs. Nuke's belongings during the subsequent search conducted by the police. And that ticket will be the proof that she's a flight risk that the DA will use to get bail set to an exorbitant amount, thereby ensuring she wouldn't be able to cover the bail fee, even if the bank account had not been emptied.
As as we all know (if you don't, you better take my word), if you cannot afford the bail bondsman fee (~10% of the bond), you don't get out while you wait for your trial date. And if you don't get out, you will be sitting in jail when anything important, like, say, a wedding, occurs between the time of your arrest and the day you go to trial on the charges for which you were arrested.
A man with a Plan...that's the way to do it.
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