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The current Mrs. Nuke will not be present at mine and the future Mrs. Nuke's wedding...not if all goes according to plan. She will be still be sitting in the clink awaiting the start of her trial for attempted murder of her (ex)husband when our wedding goes down.

She'll still be in there because our bank account will be empty when she tries to get the money to make bail.

Our bank account will be empty because I will have already emptied it to use in purchasing a plane ticket for the most expensive flight overseas I can find.

On the day I break the news to the current Mrs. Nuke and after I am attacked with a knife and/or blunt object, that plane ticket will be found in Mrs. Nuke's belongings during the subsequent search conducted by the police. And that ticket will be the proof that she's a flight risk that the DA will use to get bail set to an exorbitant amount, thereby ensuring she wouldn't be able to cover the bail fee, even if the bank account had not been emptied.

As as we all know (if you don't, you better take my word), if you cannot afford the bail bondsman fee (~10% of the bond), you don't get out while you wait for your trial date. And if you don't get out, you will be sitting in jail when anything important, like, say, a wedding, occurs between the time of your arrest and the day you go to trial on the charges for which you were arrested.
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A Man with a Plan...that's the way to do it.
Don't they have a TV comedy with this name? Maybe Nuke can make a guest appearance.
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I see right thru your thinly veiled skullduggery!

You can paste in all the pics you want of other women, it won't change a thing for me. My love for her is true!

I will soon ask for her hand in marriage, and no amount of sabotage can keep us apart!
How are your wedding plans coming? I still think that you should reconsider. Cristy Lee could cure that brake squeal in your Challenger.
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How are your wedding plans coming? I still think that you should reconsider. Cristy Lee could cure that brake squeal in your Challenger.
At this point, I'd propose to Lee Harvey Oswald if I thought he could put a stop to that blasted brake noise...

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I predict 7 pages by tomorrow.

You guys really let me down. And you call yourselves dawgs. lol
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If you change your default post count, it's only two pages. Seems less pervy.


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Did Nuke pick a best man? If not, any volunteers? I heard that Craig Jackson is going to officiate the ceremony!
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Did Nuke pick a best man? If not, any volunteers? I heard that Craig Jackson is going to officiate the ceremony!
I asked @A Guy if he would do me the honor, but he said he was waiting on a call-back from the reverend confirming that Hell had indeed frozen over.
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