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Sure did. He was behind me by the time I heard him and it looked like he was in a little older model focus or something.

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Next time that happens, feel free to use this line as a response back to him:

"Only real men (and women who like real men) drive chargers."

That line was used in a response to one of my posts over on the Charger forums, so we can only assume it is factually accurate I guess...

*sigh*

Odd things it though, the original discussion wasn't about which LX was 'better', just that I had seen a bunch of LXs parked around me that day...

Maybe that line should actually read:

"Only real mean (and the women who love paranoid narcissists) drive Chargers."

Yeah, use that one for a response next time, it's much better than that first one!! :grin2:
 

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A wise man once said "Never argue with an idiot, they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Keep that in mind.
 
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I was crossing a bridge in a small town going slow and a kid in a Mazda 3 said "Your car suuuuuucks" I said "So does your girl friend!" :D
 

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A wise man once said "Never argue with an idiot, they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Keep that in mind.
Yeah, I abandoned that thread shortly after that gentleman's post, mostly because it appeared to be destined for just what you're talking about there...and to his credit, his usage of the "#dropsthemike" hashtag to conclude his reply was a good sign I better hit the eject button while I could.

Actually, now that I think about it, it wasn't the hashtag that convinced me (though that certainly helped!), it was his assertion that merely keeping one's car clean was good enough to prevent errant door dings on your car in a crowded parking lot. :8:

#HUH?!

Yep, that statement was made in response to my post where I said I liked to park my Challenger as far away from everyone as I could to avoid door dings, scratches, etc., and that's when he informed me that was unnecessary to do that, I only needed to keep my car clean and people would leave it alone as a result.

#StopSpeakingGibberish #DoesNOTCompute!!!! #IsThisOppositeDayOrSomething??

And that's the same post BYW in which he dropped the knowledge bomb on me about men and women driving real Challengers, or whatever it was....And then of course, the piece de resistol hats was his decision to conclude that epic reply by just dropping his mike and leaving...not sure where, maybe the Waffle House...or whatever one does after dropping a mike, I don't know, I've never dropped any mikes. :bowdown:

Seriously though, I think it's clear his reply was possibly the best FACE! comeback one could ever hope to come up with in response to some outsider like me slinging insults and chasing their women around while the drive their real cars. Frankly, I'm probably lucky he didn't choose to come after me and beat me down with his vast repertoire of come-backs any more than he did, as I would have surely withered under the suffocating onslaught of modified euphemisms periodically punctuate with worn-out, juvenile hashtags... :bowdown:

Yes sir, I am one lucky hombre - I'm lucky I recognized crazy so quickly and refused to buy any...AHAHAHAHA!!

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I was crossing a bridge in a small town going slow and a kid in a Mazda 3 said "Your car suuuuuucks" I said "So does your girl friend!" :D
Depending upon the age of the kid in question, I would opt for the venerable, "Your mom seems to like it just fine!"

But that's only if he were post-HS age though...anything young enough to still be in HS, and I'd be afraid using a mom burn like that could cause some sort of weird trauma to his developing brain, leaving him with some mild neurosis and disturbing sexual compulsions he'd spend the rest of his life paying escorts to act out with him. And I wouldn't want that...

You may laugh at such an absurd statement, but man I've seen it before. Some kids can't handle mom-burns, they just don't have the grey matter to process it in a healthy manner, and it all ends up manifesting itself somewhere else down the line.

Where did I see such horrors?

Well, if you must know, it was back in my younger, more deviant days. I used to have a bumper sticker on the back window of a 2dr Tahoe that said "My Other Ride is Your MOTHER!" Anyway, the truck was literally always covered in mud. So much so that it wasn't uncommon to come out of work some days to find someone had left me a bottle of car wash on the hood as a not-so-subtle hint.

Others were more direct with their approach, like walking up to me at gas station or grocery store and snidely point out how dirty my truck was. I got tired of that, and got the bumper sticker (and kept that window washed off!)

After that, when some jack-wagon would stumble up and point out how my truck looked like I had driven through a septic tank, I could just laugh and point to the sticker and drive away.
Dang, it's too bad I didn't have a mike all those times, I could have dropped it as I drove away!!!

Anyway, I started noticing the younger crowd was seemingly incapable of laughing at the implied joke of the sticker's message. They were more interesting in pointing out how I had just slurred their mothers and THEY wouldn't stand for that. I believe the term "disrespect" was bandied about pretty often...:fight:

But, I digest...

I am happy to report that all that bar-fight jack-assery and mom-banging is behind me now, I'm a born-again man for sure!! Ever since Sept. 2011 ironically enough... :icon_cool:
 

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One can only imagine the level of unhappiness in an individuals life that they should feel the need to yell out that the other persons car sucks. And unless they have an obviously equivalent or superior car, then it's just pure spite. I wouldn't even acknowledge, and feel pity at what their life must be like :)

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Just to clarify, I like Chargers, my son drives a '16 R/T.

But let's take a moment to review the man's statement.

As posted by the OP, he said "Chargers suck".

He didn't say "your Charger sucks".

Perhaps he knew that the OP was driving a Challenger and was complementing him on his choice of vehicle, preferring a Challenger over its closest competition. It's all in the interpretation. I'm just sayin'. >:)
 

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Maybe he hates the San Diego Football team? Maybe he's mad at Apple for the lightning charger? Maybe he is decrying the use of credit cards?

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Maybe he hates the San Diego Football team? Maybe he's mad at Apple for the lightning charger? Maybe he is decrying the use of credit cards?

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LMAO!!!! :grin2::grin2::grin2:
 
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