Note to self: Mark the_mazz_man off your "safe to provide proprietary info to" list. Just kiddin'. Thanks for the info!
Yep. This will end up being Chrysler's downfall... the final nail in the coffiin. I can see the headlines now:
Bailed-Out, Ratted-Out... Chrysler's Attempt to subvert Federal Emissions goes up in smoke
"the mazz man", as he's known, was once a loley forum personality, but now he's the man at the center of the biggest enviro-scandal in the history of the auto industry.
"I'm buying him a mansion, complete with a garage capable of holding 10 Toyota Prius'; he'll never have to worry about money again", former Vice President Al Gore was quoted as saying. "He's a hero to us greenies".
TMZ reported "the mazz man" leaked information on Chrysler's plot to skirt federal emission laws while spewing his contempt on Challengertalk for the richness at which his 2012 Challenger's engine was running, when he "inadvertedly" stated Dodge would fix his problem (and the potential problems of thousands of other Dodge products) by supplying their dealerships with an engine computer tune that would ruin the environment, increase global warming (if it existed), liquify human bone and possibly be the cause for a mass extinction event in the near future.
United Nations Global Warming committee participants stated "this is the watershed moment of environmental consciousness... before this, we didn't have a leg to stand on, we were dead in the water and our lies and deception were exposed... now, we expect to make owning a gasoline-burning vehicle a crime punishable by death in every nation on earth".
Millions of car enthusiasts across the USA and Canada have put a bounty on the mazz man's head, which is expected to be worth close to $1,000... (the projected cost of a gallon of gas in 2018).
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LMAO!!!
