Suicide? Going back to dial-up and forums are too slow to load? Moving to China and this site is a People's Republic no-no? Selling everything and walking the earth like Caine? Has seen enough porn and is canceling his internet service? Would rather be driving the chally than talking about it? Got married and new wife says no to us? Bought a prius and think you're better now? Hate the flashing ads along the left of our forum?